From invoking meaningless sports metaphors to perpetually rescheduling meetings with irksome colleagues, the invaluable tips in the Tricks to Appear Smart calendar—created by comedian, and television and internet star Sarah Cooper—will keep you laughing (and looking smart) all year long.

Based on Sarah’s best-selling book 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings, this slyly satiric take on office politics, pretense, and posers skewers all the standard strategies for boosting your braininess profile at work (Ask, “Are there any synergies we’re missing here?”) and offers some ingenious strategies to dazzle all your coworkers and contacts ( Use an overly complex out-of-office auto-responder). It’s the perfect snark for every office desktop!